![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen it to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. ![]() The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with the nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. “The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |